Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:
1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM
2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel
Ashen Dreams
Home is but a whisper now,
Trapped behind mind’s glass,
Locked away,
In yesterday,
A gleam of memories past.
Each day now grows colder,
Bound by cruel regime,
We stare awake,
At each mistake,
In a world of ashen dreams.
The storm is ever growing,
Yet braver souls remained,
Unflinching now,
They take their bow,
As new hope becomes unchained.
Fulmination
So it ended,
Having never truly left the gate.
And broken hearts,
Wandering the cold streets and darker nights.
Yet in our hands,
Grew hope with bright and wild abandon.
It could not last,
The world is crueller than it is fair.
In unending walls,
Suffocated by distant promise.
For now we wait,
Counting the moments between lightning.
brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well
This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.
one of my friends said she saw eric andre at the women’s march in DC. she asked “are you eric andre or do you just look like him?” and he said “i don’t speak english, i just memorized this sentence phonetically” and left
